Why good sir, I am indeed intrigued by your notion of an America overwhelmed by insects.tzor wrote: Still the very notion of being a "Christian" nation has always been a joke. We are better described as having been a WASPian nation with very limited notions of what a proper "Christian" was.
And oh, what a pest they are.
It's unfortunate that I happen to be dating one, as she had made clear to me one day mid-tirade, but she's descended from quakers and German farmers rather than the variety I've grown up (painfully) with so I eagerly overlook that.
And I quote from high school;
"You look like a Jew. I'll bet you are, you Jew bastard. You think you're better than the rest of-"
"I was born Irish Catholic."
"Oh! Catholic. That's even worse."